Dock Ellis Dead At Age 63

Dock Ellis, the former Pirates pitcher who claimed he was on LSD when he threw a no-hitter, died Friday from cirrhosis of the liver, not LSD. No one dies from LSD.

What Would You Do With Scarlett Johansson's Snots?

So, Scarlett Johansson has a cold and blew her nose on The Tonight Show. No big deal, right? Wrong. That tissue is now up for bid on ebay. Oh the things I would do to that tissue. Some people have WAY too much money. At last look the highest bid was at $2,151.

Wait... one more because there is never enough of her.

There, that's better. You're Welcome

Penguins In The News

From The Scranton Times: WILKES-BARRE – City police reported the following:

Members of the Wilkes-Barre Fire Department reported a male suspect was in front of the fire station on North Washington Street and was having an altercation with an inflatable penguin just before 2 a.m. Saturday, police said.

The male, Kristopher Manick, was allegedly found to be highly intoxicated, police said. He was arrested and cited for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, police said.