Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Jose Tabata's Old Lady Arrested On Kidnapping Charges

Future bobblehead Jose Tabata's wife was arrested for allegedly kidnapping a 2 month old girl in Plant City, Florida. Tabata has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the Manatee County Sheriff's office, according to Wow, didn't see this one coming. Amaila Tabata Pereiera,43, was charged with false imprisonment, inference with child custody and impersonating a social service worker. 43? Dude, she's fucking old. Like old enough to be your mother. Then again, maybe not. How old is Tabata anyway? He's says he's 20 but is he really older than that? He doesn't look it. I haven't seen a picture of his wife yet, maybe she doesn't either. Maybe she's smokin' hot and just likes to kidnap little kids. Hey, what you do on your own time is your business, as long as you're hot, 20 year old future millionaires will fuck you.

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