Monday, April 12, 2010

Burress? Seriously?

Ross Ohlendorf will not go tonight with Stiffness in his back. Joel Hanrahan was brought back from the DL, Daniel McCutchen has been sent to Triple A, Hayden Penn has been released (hope he clears waivers), and Brian Burress will be making the start tonight.

Brian Burress was TERRIBLE in Spring Training this season. He has 81 ML appearances with a record of 13-20 with an ERA of 6.08. He is going because it was his turn in Indy.

In addition to being a bad pitcher, he rocks a pretty stunning porno stache! Seriously, John Russell must have hitched a ride with John Cusack in the hot tub time machine to find his starter.

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