Sunday, March 27, 2011

Old Friend Morgan Traded to the Poo Crew

The Brewers traded for former Pirate, and fan favorite Nyjer Morgan today. The CF lost his job after a poor, outburst filled season that saw him suspended.

The Brewers agreed to the trade after confirming Morgan was a highly overrated, slap hitting speedster with horrible skills on the basepaths, while also being a complete and utter douche canoe. The latter fact means he will fit in well with the Brewers organization, who have a well documented history of overrated douchiness.

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