Ask Teke is a segment on the widely unpopular Pirates Post-Game show. We asked Kent Tekulve for an interview but he never got back to us. We did get Bobblehead Kent Tekulve to answer some questions.
TiGO: Whoa, those are some big ass glasses.
Bobblehead Kent Tekulve: That wasn't even a question. How drunk are you right now?
TiGO: Listen Teke, I ask the questions! That's a Washington Wild Things jersey you have on.
BKT: You are a fucking idiot.
TiGO: Easy there, four eyes. Let's just get into what most people know you by. THE TELESTRATOR!
BKT: That is not what I'm known for.
TiGO: Explain to us what Ryan Doumit should be doing on this play.
BKT: Doumit should move his glove up like this:
BKT: Then he should stick his arm out to tag the runner.
BKT: Sweeping tags are usually the best.
BKT: And then you look like a penis.
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